Confessions of a Happy Single

As I put on my PJs I looked at myself and sighed then shrugged, I was warm, who cares how I look?.  This is one of the many advantages of being single, and no I am not bashing couplehood, it is just that you don't often remember that there are distinct advantages to being single, just like there are to being part of a couple.

The reason I sighed is that I am wearing something that no other human being will ever see me in.  Even if I was in a relationship with the most loving and understanding man ever, who accepted me unconditionally, I would never, ever, ever wear what I am wearing in his presence.  I would be wearing something less comfortable, and not nearly as warm because what I am wearing is a nice, warm, fluffy, comfortable pink Hello Kitty PJ with attached feet.  It was the only one in my size of this design, and even single nothing would induce me to wear a similar one in darker colors with little bunnies or racoons on the feet.

I wonder, am I the only single that owns and wears clothing that they would never wear in the presence of another living being?  Singles do you have a confession to make about a garment in your wardrobe that you would rather die, than be seen wearing?

I just have to hope that I don't die in my sleep while wearing this thing...